Mrs Grebe's nest has broken. What to do? Yes, that's right, invite a workman in to fix it. Let's call him Mr Grebe.
Here he comes now, looking muscle-bound yet sly.
Mrs Grebe answers the door. She is dressed wholly inappropriately. Oh dear, can you believe it, she appears to have dropped something. She bends down to pick it up. Provocatively.
Mr Grebe feigns no interest. He is here only to fix the nest remember.
Mrs Grebe reveals she is feeling really horny, despite not being Slavonian. Mr Grebe can resist no longer, and approaches Mrs Grebe. From behind, obviously.
The money shot.
Mrs Grebe pretends to be shocked at what has happened.
Worryingly knowing!
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